Stressful murders and surplus onions

Date: Thursday, January 21
Venue: Wetherspoons

Dom had a 'murder dream' last night.
We still don't know what he had to eat yesterday but I'm holding whatever it was responsible.
The dream didn't dwell on the horrific attack (which consisted of caving a head in with an old Playstation) but in typical Dom fashion it focused on the worry that would come with committing murder.
Apparently he had left his shoes at the front door, someone came in after the incident and he couldn't leave the scene of the crime without getting his shoes which would have obviously linked him to the PS1 murder.

Scrooge learned an important lesson after his dreams one Christmas Eve - did Dom?

"Never gonna murder anyone," he said this morning.
"Too stressful."

Had the usual Thursday pub lunch. Dom opted for a BBQ Chicken panini which looked ok.
There seemed to be a lot of onions on his plate.
"They must have a surplus of onions here today," Dom mused.

Yesterday afternoon Dom started a discussion off with the sentence: "If I was a tramp I'd be all over this." Which I think is always a good opener.
He told us about a 9% cider he saw - this led to a conversation about Special Brew. Dom is a fan of Special Bew.

"It's sumptuous," he said.
"It's like a soup - a soup that makes you want to fight."