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Been on edge around Dom today.
I'm the office first adier and my certificate expired early in 2004.
He's had two nose bleeds in less than 24 hours and he's been smelling things that aren't there.
The first nosebleed happened last night.

Dom said he spent 10 minutes worrying he was having a brain haemorrhage.
When he finished worrying he was left with a taste of coins.

The second nose bleed happened today.
It wasn't as bad as last night's but Dom hadn't long said: "I've just had two cups of coffee on the head.
"If it appears that I'm having a stroke I might very well be having a stroke."

I had some freezing cold grapes from the market today.
Dom was one of only two people in the entire office who refused one.
Dom said he didn't want one because he hadn't had his dinner he also voiced some opinions that led me to believe he was boycotting the grape trend because everyone else likes them.

It's the same principle that has stopped him from watching Avatar.

The food that stopped him having a grape was some pasta from Tesco and a bag of prawn cocktail crisps.
Also spotted an empty bottle of juice in his bin.

Earlier today we talked about bands like Dragonforce.
Dom's thoughts provided me with the best test I've had in shorthand since college.

Word for word, he said...

"You can listen to them and you can appreciate that they are good at what they do, but at the end of the day they are grown men singing about wizards.
"The only thing worse than that are grown men who listen to grown men singing about wizards."

Ian asked would it make a difference if they were wizards.

"If a grown wizard sings about being a wizard then that's fine," Dom said.
"It's like with the NWA, they sing about guns and crime and that but they are from Compton."